This is a Mountain Lion. There is nothing scarier than a lion, except for a lion that can climb mountains. People die all the time just climbing mountains and now you’re telling me they have to worry about a lion eating them too? I’d rather just take a mountain lion proof elevator to get up the mountain thank you very much.

This is a Gian Anteater. The giant anteater is like the regular anteater, but giant. It eats ants. Duh.

This is a Turtle. Turtles are odd reptiles with shells they live in and always carry around. They are very slow so running away is out of the question. So for defense they just go inside their shells.

This is a Lynx. That reminds me…my friend used to have this hand held game system called Lynx. I was jealous because I only had a regular Game Boy and like 5 games.

This is a hamster. Hamsters are furry cute little animals that look like mice, but aren’t. Hamsters live in small cages and pet stores. Hamsters love cedar chips, wheels to run on, and tubes to crawl through. I had a hamster once. I named him Fuzzy. When he died I cried but my mom got me a new one. I named him Fuzzy. He also died.