Pelican

Pelican

This is a pelican. Pelicans are pretty cool birds. They have this pouch under their beak to hold stuff like fish for eating. The pouch is not used for having babies, like the kangaroo. Some pelican’s are completely bad-ass. Take this one for example. See what I mean?

Tarantula

Tarantula

This is a tarantula. Ugh! Don’t they just creep you out? With their 8 hairy legs and vicious attitude. Tarantulas are some of the largest spiders on the planet. Some crazy people even keep these things as pets! I don’t know about you but I’m getting freaked out just talking about it.

Rhinoceros

Rhinoceros

This is a rhinoceros or rhino. Rhinos are huge animals, but not as huge as elephants, but they are both gray. Rhinos like water. This rhino likes to drink water. Some rhinos let birds ride on their backs. That’s pretty nice that the rhino doesn’t eat them. Rhinos will charge at you if you threaten them. Who in the world would threaten a rhino? Idiots.

Elk

Elk

This is an elk. Elk look like deer, because they are. Only the male elk have horns, which is a drag because they are pretty cool and I’m sure, if asked, the girls would want them too. Sometimes the antlers shed their fur like material, which is called velvet. This is sometimes used to make very ugly clothes.

Goose

Goose

This is a goose. More than one goose are called geese. I don’t know why there’s a new word for more than one. I thought that’s what the “s” was for. Anyway, gooses tend to fly together in a “v” formation. Hey, do you know why sometimes one arm of the “v” is longer than the other? Give up? It’s because there are more gooses in that one.