Lava Lizard

Lava Lizard

This is a Lava Lizard. Lava Lizards were named after their ability to walk on liquid hot lava. This comes in especially handy on their native land, Hawaii; which is about 97.632% (2009 estimate) made of lava.

Jellyfish

Jellyfish

This is a jellyfish. Jellyfish are definitely not made out of jelly. Trust me. If anything they should be called squishy salty yuck blobs. I don’t even know where the fish name came from, because it’s not a fish. Salty Snot Blobs. That’s their new name.

Meerkat

Meerkat

This is a meerkat. Meerkats look like really tall squirrels. Meerkats live in large groups in Africa. It’s really hot there so they probably sweat a lot. They live in little holes in the ground and go in them to sleep and escape scary African animals.

Reindeer

Reindeer

This is a reindeer. Reindeer look like deer and since last year when I learned Santa wasn’t real, I’m thinking maybe reindeer really can’t fly. But who really knows?

Komodo Dragon

Komodo Dragon

This is a Komodo Dragon. Komodo dragons are huge daemon lizards with filthy slimy poisonous mouths and long slippery tongues. Komodo dragons won’t hesitate at the first chance to eat your first born or a chicken that gets too close. Think lizards are cute pets? You might think again when a Komodo takes off your foot.