
This is a bearcat. A bearcat is not a bear or a cat. WTF? Who is in charge of naming animals anyway?

This is a bearcat. A bearcat is not a bear or a cat. WTF? Who is in charge of naming animals anyway?

This is a seal. Seals are large round-like animals that live in the water and at Sea World. Seals eat fish and swim in really cold water. Seals at Sea World do tricks like balance a beach ball on their noses. Seals in the wild aren’t that entertaining. I think that’s why some people club them.

This is a flamingo. Flamingos are pink birds with really long skinny legs. Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp. People sometimes put fake flamingos on their front yard. It’s a nice thing to be honored like that. If they knew, I’m sure the flamingos would be happy.

This is a goldfish. Goldfish are the most popular pet fish. That’s a really good thing because if not they would probably all die. Who’s going to walk around all the lakes and rivers and sprinkle fish food for them every day? You’re welcome goldfish. Goldfish are sometimes made into very tasty crackers. Sorry goldfish.

This is a ladybug. Ladybugs are small bugs that fly. They have red shells with black dots that they keep their wings tucked away in. It’s like a little backpack for wings. It’s unlucky to kill ladybugs, so don’t.